Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

harper bae

a sexy mf.. too sexy no one can handle it so no one wants to be around them

mikey: “hey harper bae”

by hotsexyperson352 July 12, 2021

Kai Harper

YHE BEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE IF TOU HAVE A KAI HARPER KEEP HER FOREVER AND EVER‼️‼️

My friend Is such a Kai Harper she’s so kind and generous 💗

by _heilita November 19, 2023

Joe harper

sexy man

joe harper is a sexy man

by bumbacluaot December 3, 2020

Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!

guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”

by FORTNITELOVER35 October 2, 2020

Harper

Massive nonce, definitely a femal NOT A MALE NAME WTF, Wouldn’t trust Harper around your kids or they might end up with PTSD

That fat prick is a right Harper

by Elliot Powell February 10, 2019

Harper

harper is an amazing guy. He’s very sweet and athletic. Usually Harpers parents are pretty strict and won’t let him be friends with just anyone. Once you meet a harper keep him in your arms forever is he is very sweet and one of a kind. (Also his looks are top notch.)

Some random person- wow harpers really cute today
his bestfriend- he’s truly one of a kind

by uhihaveabflmao October 23, 2020