Stoner Cab

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab

Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night

by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020

cripple cab

a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car

op there's a cripple cab

by pppoopoocheck123456 January 5, 2023

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020

cab syndrome

crusty ass bitch syndrome.

did you see that girl cindy?

get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"

by suzivert January 4, 2022

Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.

"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."

by comethrower December 7, 2024

Cabbing

The act of masturbation (or gooning) while some one else is present with risk of them seeing you. There is a good ending which is them joining in and a bad ending which is them being disgusted, disappointed, or simply having feelings of udder hatred

I got caught cabbing the other day. Apparently it’s illegal to Cab in a walmart

by neuroparasytic March 30, 2025

TAXI CAB

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.

"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"

by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019