Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020
Get the Xander!mug. Xander is the the most loyal, appreciative, understanding, loving and funny person you will ever meet. Xander has a heart like soft marshmallows over a hot fire and not even the sun can compare to his heartwarming smile. If you happen to meet a Xander protect him, care fot him and love him unconditionally, because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 23, 2021
Get the Xandermug. by Hijsiisjsusus November 9, 2022
Get the Xandermug. Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".
Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?
Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!
John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!
Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!
John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!
John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!
Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!
John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023
Get the Alpha Xandermug. Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.
by 11908 September 7, 2021
Get the Xandermug. Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑
AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020
Get the Xandermug.