flip the mustard

there are many definitions for flipping the mustard; the most popular being to laugh so hard until you pee. Also, to flip the mustard can mean to grow angry and throw a fit, or conversely to have a startling revelation/epiphany which makes total sense of a previously bewildering topic. In addition, it can mean to literally flip the mustard container on your dinner table.

Did you see that? I think I just saw Jack flip the mustard!

I'm surprised we haven't seen John flip the mustard yet...

Man, David's being quite the @^$*(&# lately... he flips the mustard quite often.

by Bobby D. Awesome June 19, 2011

Mustard Biscuit

1. A term for a woman's vagina, when receiving cunnilingus, has a sharp, sour, foul taste reminiscent to that of the condiment mustard.

2. A term for a woman's vagina that gives off such a foul odor so strong that it could result in casualties, much like Mustard Gas.

"Damn, girl. You need to do something about that mustard biscuit you got between your legs."

by JEII May 18, 2006

ketchup and mustard

What it looks like that is left on your sheets after boinking a woman who is both on her period and has a yeast infection.

Damn! That chick I took home from the bar last night didn't say a word about her issues. I ended up with puddle of ketchup and mustard on my bed, and I didn't have time to throw my sheets in the washer this morning.

by Mr. Q45 June 12, 2017

Arse Mustard

Yellow runny Poo that burns on the way out like mustard a result of a bad curry or food poisoning.

I have just had the worst crap and it burned on the way out and looked like the curry as it went in Korma yellow it was Arse Mustard

by Arse Mustard May 19, 2009

mustard spoon

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.

"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"

by Australia Barcelona March 21, 2009

Mustard Boy

A dude with a deep and passionate appreciation for mustard.

Atrioc: I guess my favorite condiment would have to be mustard.
Twitch chat: Damn right, MUSTARD BOY!

by meteoridian July 1, 2021

mustard job

Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it.

Mustard Job will become mustard job
mustard job will become mustard job

by John Paul jr February 27, 2008