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mia is the type of gal to have a huge cock. everyone wants to be mia. they love her cock.
you: ugh i wish i had mias cock
mia: i’m 12 in soft

~horse cock~
by 631c0cklife May 10, 2022
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is so stupid like i physically cannot
i get filled with so much anger when i see notifications i am going to start sobbing uncontrollably i cant believe this is a real person
mia is so fucking mean
by ivyisnotreal November 13, 2022
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Mia is a brown eyed girl. She is alien like to the world because of her stunning byuty. She is very kind but only to little boys. She will reject you if you aren’t humble. Especially the non squids.
Character 7: Mia why are you sleeping in my bed?
Mia: Cos my name’s Mia. Duh.

Character 7: Oh ok that makes sense now.

Mia #2: Mia what are you doing in my friends dogs bed?
Mia: Oh sorry Mia. I’m just missing in action.

Cody: Common Mia get out of there.

Mia: Give it up you damn squid!
Cody: Oh ok. Sorry Mia.

Mia: Yeah you should be. And also you’re very ripped.

Cody: Stop it. No I’m not.
by Cody174 September 19, 2022
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Mia she is a great person to be around with , she is usually short and has brown long hair , If you get in a relationship with her be ready for her to be obsessed, She has a hot smoking body with a Fat asss be ready for all the guys to stare at herrrr , but yeah Mia is a all around good person.
THAT MIA GIRL IS SO HOT
by Bigbootylatino January 4, 2022
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She is an amazing friend. Her laugh makes you feel awesome. Also, she has a massive schlong. She will look you in your eyes and at that moment you will realize that her cock is probably bigger than yours. But as long as you have her laughing with her amazing laugh that she doesn't like for some unknown reason, she won't peg you. Good luck.
Boy #1: YO MIA HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK

Boy #2: YO HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MY BOI

Boy#1: Because she showed it to me last night

Boy #2: So you got pegged?

Boy#1: Yup, but I'm fine with it because it was Mia.
by LuisElCompa January 10, 2022
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Anyone named mia, keep away from the drama they may cause.. me, i have faced drama with mia, though she is a great friend just she can be a little much sometimes. this is all i have to say about her.
mia: hey i heard that (name) said ___ about u
person1: no! they couldnt have!
mia: yep, they did!
person2: i thought she was different!
mia:well you thought wrong.
person3: whats all this racket about?
person1: (name), HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!
person3: say what?
person1: you know what!
person2: mia said-
person3: oh don’t believe mia.
mia: *gets guilty* i should go-
person1,2,3: MIA!!!!!
mia: *silently runs away*
by chicken tenders are the best December 12, 2021
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the hottest girl you will ever see, everyone is in love with her. smexiest girl ever,
me: "Mia is so hot omg"
laquisha :"damn bro "
by NotZ March 24, 2022
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