OG-itis

The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.

Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?

Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
by 420BBQ@DQ May 03, 2015
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Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 16, 2025
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Bitch nigga itis

Joe has diarrhea, and keeps pooping his pants. Sounds like he’s got the bitch nigga itis
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Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
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Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions
You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!
by Archangel3297 May 18, 2025
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relation-itis

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird
I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary February 09, 2018
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me-itis

Everything is about them. People that are selfish and only put themselves first. They make their own rules and refuse to do anything for anyone.
The rest of the world is following stay at home orders during co-vid 19 while he secretly opens his bar to let customers come in to drink and having them pay double. He’s one of those people with me-itis.
by Sandra Dee Will April 18, 2020
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