The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
by 420BBQ@DQ May 03, 2015
Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.
From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 16, 2025
by Big_Dick_Johnson_69 July 31, 2021
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
by Haha you don’t know who I am May 15, 2020
The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions
You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!
by Archangel3297 May 18, 2025
The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird
I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....
Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
by SuperGlimpses (Dic)tionary February 09, 2018
Everything is about them. People that are selfish and only put themselves first. They make their own rules and refuse to do anything for anyone.
The rest of the world is following stay at home orders during co-vid 19 while he secretly opens his bar to let customers come in to drink and having them pay double. He’s one of those people with me-itis.
by Sandra Dee Will April 18, 2020