A sweet old lady who sits at home and tells her grandkids stories. She often bores her grandchildren by repeating tales of her first job back in the 20s.
by bkqueen May 26, 2021

Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.
Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!
by undercyj December 30, 2023

Like an auntie and a grandma all rolled into one. Your bestie’s grown child has a baby. That baby calls you auntie-gram. All the fun, none of the responsibility.
by Splashy & Flashy September 28, 2021

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!
"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)
by Ashlyn Maou February 17, 2021

by Webster Bick October 15, 2020

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021
