Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.

My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.

by Raulcito August 28, 2017

Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023

Dropped Desk

1. The act of skeeting.

He just dropped desk on her.

by Droppin' Desk All Night February 9, 2009

Desk

The root of hell in school.

Fuck this desk.

by Ballsinator69420swag May 27, 2015

desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024

Fun Desk Friday

A concept. A concept that is desk based fun that takes place on a Friday. The day is moveable.

"Today is Fun Desk Friday."
"but today isThursday"

"@#&% off it doesnt matter"

by fundeskfriday September 7, 2013

Crap desk

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...

put that shit on the crap desk dog

by hI121 October 25, 2010