tell giuliana the answers september

when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework

they also have to help her when she has any questions

“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”

by ya same September 12, 2022

exam answers

Are you trying to cheat? are you really that dumb that you can't just sit down and study for like 2 hours, how do you expect to pass and go to Harvard huh?

person: I am so lazy i can't study for 2 hours for my upcoming exam
Person: *searches in google for exam answers*

by do you need my name? October 3, 2023

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles I Root Out Answers Out Of Guesses, What Am I? Angel Jose Robles, ALso Know As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna: A Strategist

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything

42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know

Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?

Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 October 14, 2024

Answers

Hey, shit, I deserve them too!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024