Technologic

When a person listens to too many techno and house songs.

Look, That guy is shuffling! He must be a technologic.

by Invaderzim44 March 28, 2010

Anti-puppy Technology

An energy shielding technology that resists a puppy collision and rebounds it in the opposite direction. This shielding is only affected by puppies, when they reach adulthood, and become dogs, they are no longer rebounded off of the energy surface. Upon collison, the intel theme song is heard and the shielding glows white-blue then fades. The technology was created around 2007 and first tested in the basement of dude #3 in the internet video, "Three dudes and a puppy."

dude#2: Oh no what if he fell into that hole!

dude#3: Oh that's not possible, it has Anti-puppy Technology.

Anti-Puppy hole: deeee, doo dee doo deeee..

by key firearm mustang June 6, 2011

Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.

An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.

by Crailsledge September 13, 2009

technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years

me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!

by Quixand November 3, 2017

technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology

if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Technology

With newer technology, the auto industry didnt improve and make wolves and grizzlies to go with the cougars, and theres no lions, tigers, cheetahs, or leopards to go with Jaguars, instead they got names like vibe, flex, and solstice now. The auto industries in other countries are laughing at these names.

Technology changes are not always improvements.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020