Over bearing matriarchial figures who want you to be desperately unhappy in your life because you won't be able to live it the way YOU want- no, everything in your life has to please THEM.
Melodramatic, melancholy and depressing (if not depressed themselves 95% likely) Indian mothers push their children too hard and want you to be either:
1. A doctor
2. An engineer
3. A lawyer
4. A dentist
Hysterical when accused of a fault, stubborn and demanding, they will make you do all the chores and then criticise you and tear you personality to shreds...so that you won't HAVE a personality. They want to grind you down into a conforming indian guy/girl to carry on the stupid traditions and culture that have been running for 9482429 years. People get with the program!
Highly critical and suspicious, if you have ever smoked, taken drugs or had sex, they will find out.... somehow and if you ever dare to date anyone from outside your race.. GOOD LUCK you'll need it!
They will kick you out of the house or cut you off if you don't follow their plans for you. Great at manipulating and using emotional blackmail.
Melodramatic, melancholy and depressing (if not depressed themselves 95% likely) Indian mothers push their children too hard and want you to be either:
1. A doctor
2. An engineer
3. A lawyer
4. A dentist
Hysterical when accused of a fault, stubborn and demanding, they will make you do all the chores and then criticise you and tear you personality to shreds...so that you won't HAVE a personality. They want to grind you down into a conforming indian guy/girl to carry on the stupid traditions and culture that have been running for 9482429 years. People get with the program!
Highly critical and suspicious, if you have ever smoked, taken drugs or had sex, they will find out.... somehow and if you ever dare to date anyone from outside your race.. GOOD LUCK you'll need it!
They will kick you out of the house or cut you off if you don't follow their plans for you. Great at manipulating and using emotional blackmail.
they're such indian mothers...they don't let their kids go out and they make them study all the time, even at night.
by BritChick30 November 02, 2010
Expletive. An expression of awe and appreciation. From the blending of "Mother of God" and "mother fuck."
by Khizzar May 19, 2008
she did backstrokes in the mother lake
by mimayukikanator April 29, 2022
A phrase used when something amazing, miraculous, something thought to be impossible, etc. had happened.
"Dude, try this: Make a fist with your left hand and squeeze your left thumb. Then put your right finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX!"
"Mother of God..."
"Mother of God..."
by LucyExpress January 27, 2012
everyones sloppy seconds
by Currently doing dangers mother February 16, 2022
Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.
Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me
Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
You: you’re just otter mothering me
Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
by Fifi Mama January 03, 2021
by Meloetta November 11, 2020