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Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.
by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009
mugGet the Swing Pongmug.

swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.
Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.
by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019
mugGet the swing and slapmug.

Dude-Swing

A quick change in behavior or feelings in a short period of time. Much like "mood-swing" but for males only.
"Hey what happened to Josh? Is he ok?"
"Probably just a dude-swing."
by trumpeteer007 January 12, 2015
mugGet the Dude-Swingmug.

swinging bridge

A bridge that when you go on it you feel like your gonna fall and die
i think I'm gonna die when I go on the swinging bridge
by Mr. Game and Lock September 2, 2016
mugGet the swinging bridgemug.

Wanna Swing?

When someone wants to fight someone else in a joke manor

used in a playful manor
by Deinosaur January 31, 2017
mugGet the Wanna Swing?mug.

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
mugGet the Human Swingmug.

Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.
"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"
by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010
mugGet the Swing Guiltmug.

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