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Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.
Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.
by CuetoS December 3, 2021
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stangenes

tall lanky ging*r fuck, white boy, alabamanese, Inbred Incel, kindest man who will love you forever <3
"thats gotta be stangenes over there. gotta suck him off. please. balls in my mouth"
by pandamanlover69loveeesex March 1, 2022
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Stander

When a kid is well old enough to Stand and still breast feeds from his mother or another woman.
The 7 year old got of his bike and his mum breast feed him in the park, his a stander.
by StanderJoe June 15, 2022
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Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.
Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.
by E hates Q July 7, 2022
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standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"
by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022
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Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!
Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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Stardenburdenhardenbart

The burdic way of wearing a Hardenbart, as it was know in Starden, Germany.
Towards the end of the third century of the burdenstardic dynasty, the Stardenburden were settled in stundenbardic Hardenberg directly next to Oberhardenburdenhagerburg. Every Stardenburde, who refused to wear a Hardenbart of the Stardenburdic kind has been burted to a Stundenbardenhart or a hardic Untenbardardenstandenburt. Whoever could not start the burting at the Unterbadenstart has been sentenced to a vierhardigburdigen Stardenburdenhardenbart under badic Stardenbartengurten.

Not to be confused with the enemies of the Stardenburden, the Sturdenbarden. They may have had the same goals as the Stardenburden of conquering and evangelizing the neighbouring Hurdenbärtigen Hardeburger (now known as the Netherlands), but they differentiate themselves from the Stardenburden by burting the burdic Hardenbart in the Sturtic way. Their great battle in front of the gates of Stundenbardisch-Hardenberg is depicted in a painting inside of the Sturdenbardic Hurdbart-Church in Badisch-Hurdenberg.

It has apparently been proven that some species of cat only react to this word.
"Hast du dir etwa einen Stardenburdenhardenbart wachsen lassen?"

in english: "Did you grow a Stardenburdenhardenbart?"
by Cutepostkun August 9, 2024
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