Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.

“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”

by velocite3 July 4, 2020

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"

by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019