Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

florida sober

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

by Darthspock March 8, 2022

Hoe Sober

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group May 1, 2011

Sober Stevo

A moral man who doesn't succum to the pressure of his peers or the bias of a nation.

Sober Stevo doesn't try, He just is.

by SoberStevo May 18, 2011

Sober Cat

One who remains sober by refraining from alcohol, drugs, hallucinogens, or other intoxicants.

Hey Brooke, are you getting drunk tomorrow because it's your birthday?
No, I'm gonna be a sober cat all day, but I'm getting crunk later!

by BrookeyBrooke December 11, 2009

Sober Shaming

Sober shaming is making someone feel uncomfortable for not drinking. When we sober shame, we make others feel like their decision not to drink is wrong, boring, or even offensive

Drunk girl : Do you drink?

Sober dude: No
Drunk girl : Your so boring!!!
Sober dude: Stop sober shaming!!!

by Junkie69420 August 16, 2021

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 29, 2015