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Sneeze of Death

(N.) Sneeze of Death. The REAL cause of the Extinction of the Dinosaurs, not that whole Meteor thing. Done by Homer Simpson, using a Time Traveling Toaster in 300,000,000 B.C.
Bonecrusha, nigga!
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005
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I’m Sneezing

The term “I’m sneezing” refers to a person emotion. You don’t understand it, you just feel it.
Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH

Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”
by What The Honk January 23, 2021
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Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019
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scream sneeze

A clamorous, spasmodic, and piercing spray of noise and mucus droplets released suddenly from the nostrils without warning.
I was about to fall asleep in bed and he suddenly scream sneezed so loud that it made me pee myself and fly off the bed. I can only imagine what the neighbors must think.
by Kramer's Ghost June 18, 2021
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Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.
by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015
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Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
by Tajdæ July 9, 2016
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