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Smurf

A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!

also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!

KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it

person one: smurf

KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf

GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF

person one: did you just call me a smuff

KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf

i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff

you smurfing damn smurf smurfer

Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O

KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
by KrazyDude599999 December 16, 2009
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smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.
Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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smurfed

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !
last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !
by hulmie December 28, 2007
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Smurf

To make out with a girl, and while doing so, to give yourself a handy.

- To Smurf
- Smurfing
- Smurfed
"Nah, i didn't get anything from her, so i just kissed her, and smurfed myself"

"He just keeps on smurfing himself, he doesn't like the vag."

" We just went back to my place, and i smurfed "
by Jay W March 31, 2007
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smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.
10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed
by the one that got away November 4, 2003
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smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.
STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...
by mary January 8, 2005
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Smurf

Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it
I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!
by BigMike25 August 6, 2008
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