Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

Top Shelf Booty

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.

Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.

by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008

Shelf It

Words spoken in a bar/club when you thrust an empty glass into someone's hand, prompting them to put it away for you, like on a table or bar near them.

Girl: Hey Shelf It (thrusts empty glass into his hands)
Boy : (sarcasm) Yeah, thanks (finds place to put the glass)

by GrizG1 August 24, 2008

Top shelf dude

Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.

"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.

by tj24hours September 12, 2014

Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.

Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"

by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019

Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.

“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”

by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019

bottom shelf nigga

That type of nigga always looking for a handout.

That nigga King Trav be over here everyday looking for some shit. He a bottom shelf nigga. Ain't no charity up in here.

by Oatmeal787 November 16, 2015