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Emotionally Shat

Also Known as proverbally shat. When you're having a good day, everything's going fine, and then something really shitty happens. You get dumped, rejected, lied to, etc. and it just ruins your feelings for weeks.
Person 1: "Dude. I haven't seen Bill in weeks. What the fuck happened?"

Person 2:" He asked out ________ and she rejected him pretty brutally. He was emotionally shat."

Person 1: " Owch."
by Cap'n Crunch yo. February 7, 2012
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Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.
Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.
by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014
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blood shat

I blood shat myself
I blood shat myself
by Red Shat May 14, 2018
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Shat-Vac

The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.
Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit

Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”
by Shitskateer December 16, 2022
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bull shat

Him: Have you talked to Jim lately?

me: Oh yeah, the other day we drank and bull shat about high school and what we've been up to
by Breezy83enr June 11, 2011
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shat nat

"dude i just shat nat on your girl friend
by sophkrstal December 12, 2020
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Face shat

Vomiting from excessive drinking
Hey Jose, are you okay bro? “Yeah man, I so drunk I just face shat in the garden
by SpidaPicky January 13, 2018
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