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Wobbly Russian

You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.
Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.
by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020
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Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.
- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!
by Antijogger October 27, 2011
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russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck
Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker
by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021
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Russian Feint

Any attack or other operation by the Russian military that fails, regardless of scale or losses.
Person 1:"Man, the Russians got their asses kicked last week
Person 2:"Don't you see you ignorant westoid, it was a brilliant Russian Feint, the invasion is preceding exactly as planned!"
Person 1:"They committed twenty divisions and half the VDV to it, and lost most of them."
Person 2:"Your point?"
by paul6334 September 6, 2022
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Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.
Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol
by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020
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Red Russian

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"
by steezyfool November 20, 2010
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Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.
Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.
by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011
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