Rumping

When you are rejected by atleast 3 Hispanic women and begin to research mass shooters

Bro! I was rumping all night on r/masskillers

by Rumplover July 17, 2022

bum rump

An act of brotherly love involving two fraternity brothers seeking true brotherhood. One brother grabs hold of the other's bum and proceeds to "rump it".

Hey did you hear about the U of A SAEdogs?

Yeah I heard they switched their focus to bum rumping.

by Brotherhood and Philanthropy September 11, 2016

morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

Bub Rump

It is the action of moving to right and moving slightly up. If gravity still exists while moving up, a nuclear bomb will explode killing everyone nearby.

America decided to use several Bub Rumps on Japan to end WW2

by IceToaster56 October 30, 2022

Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)

“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”

by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024

rump river

When many men cum in your ass and you squeeze it back out creating a Rump River

after the boys came in my ass I showed them the Rump River they created in me

by Broomduvkin March 18, 2020