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Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.
goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben
by makimammy October 12, 2022
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National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.
it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!
by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023
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Reuben

Reuben is one of the twelve tribes of Israel, the first born son of Israel, known today as the Seminole Indians.
Genesis 49:3 Reuben, thou art my firstborn, my might, and the beginning of my strength, the excellency of dignity, and the excellency of power:
by Romans9 November 30, 2018
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ruben and marisol

In simple words, Rubens & Marisol’s are like magnets. They can not stand away from each other for too long or they’ll get crazy, deeply in love but won’t admit it.
“ omg, have you seen Ruben and Marisol they’re so loving and adorable”

Ruben: I won’t catch feelings

Marisol: yeah right
by Pimpin.nosimpin September 30, 2020
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Roben

A woman who will eat your soul. She loves money and power. Nothing and no one can stop her. Watch out.
Who took your soul? Oh, Roben.
by Hashkaba February 6, 2010
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Ruben

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!
That Ruben is not cool!
by haha! December 22, 2004
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