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Dirty Raymond

When your out drinking with your buddies and you abruptly decide to leave the bar at 12 AM sharp bc your girl who you claim is not your girl wants u to come over so you argue with your buddy who ride with you and drop him off at the top of the hill then proceed to drive to Warwood and have sex with said 40 year old woman and tuck her kids into bed immediately after without washing your hands.
Damn Johnny boy bailed on us last night, pulled the old Dirty Raymond when we were just trying to chill at the Third Alarm and have a good time.
by Carryon Johnson April 11, 2024
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raymond ofner

An amazing awesome person. Very athletic gorgos eyes and amazing hair. Super duper cute. Has amazing clothes shoes and socks. The most funniest person in America.
Raymond ofner is awesome
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Raymond

It is good for you being defined queen Raymond is also smart
by BigboomboomHallah December 9, 2023
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raymond

Rway is my favorite guy ever, not replacable infact. Hes one of a kind uwu. He has all the girls at school at his SHOES litterally licking his heels of his shoes, thats how hot he is duh. Hes one of the funniest guys ive everr met. AND he is a alpha. Yep.. i admit it hes alpha. And daddy. I will never exceed him, no one will sadly. Hes a great listener too he always listens to my stupid shit.(ty rway) HE IS A GOAT AT CLASH HE CARRY ME WHEN WE PLAY and really like any game tbh, exept for horror games scardie cat. Raymond is one of my favorite people in the worldddd also including other ppl ig.. and my brother duh OH AND MY DOG. Raymond is just the bestest ever. Raymond is very mysterious.... im starting to think hes a secret fbi agent spying on me (he loves getting fucked in the butt by aidan burkie and andrew pananderu) Anyways thanks ray for being just you youre awesome pawsome and yeah.. im gonna add more ofc.... raymond is short and tiny and a little smurf, you can just step on him if you wanted to but who would wanna kill that little cute smurf!!?! no one. exacally. Raymond still has yet to send me pee pics and im waiting waiting paitentally. Raymond also has a very cute dog named paulie and i love paulie, he is so cutee. Raymond also like minors a lot.. and minion porm ahahaha he loves them infact he also loves dominating aidan and andrew in bed, dominating them reallll hard with whips and shit idk lol. ok im done :) hope you like it rway uwu.
"That guy is so silly and funny and quirky, hes such a raymond."
"Indeed."
by Ppfartzzzzzz January 3, 2022
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Raymond

Raymond asks: “can this please be over now?”
by ndnbdbwkenff newmmanwkwkdkjdbs November 23, 2021
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Raymond Meng

A super sexy and smart asian male. Enough said.
Scarlett Johansson: OMG did you see Raymond Meng the other day?

Megan Fox: No, but was he as sexy as ever?

Scarlett: He was so hot! I may or may not have fainted at the sight of him.

*Both swoon and faint*
by Math Debater November 23, 2021
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Raymond

A guy who has a small UH EGO and has no bitches.
He is that Raymond? I heard he needs tweezers to put that thing away! Ha! Am I right? Obviously no bitches there!
by Obviously real facts.org July 21, 2022
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