by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022
Get the Puddle Blaster mug.An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
by kecksucks September 10, 2016
Get the Puddle Dump mug.by Bubble bear May 19, 2020
Get the Pillow puddle mug.A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013
Get the Hurry puddle mug.When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016
Get the blood puddling mug.by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019
Get the Cuddle Puddle mug.Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time
by jynk-shots February 12, 2018
Get the puddle sniffer mug.