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pubic school

A misspelling of "public school" whose existence and usage is a discouraging sign of the dismal state of mainstream publicly-funded education in North America.
Unlike England and Wales, where "public school" infers some sort of posh, stuffy fee-paying academy in the tradition of Hogwart's, the rest of the world uses "public school" to be a local, mainstream, taxpayer-funded class setting of widely-variable quality of instruction.

Nonetheless, it's disheartening to see standards slip to the point where the schools publish statements like (from the code of conduct of Lakeside Public School, Durham Region, Ontario) "Lakeside Pubic School committed to maintaining a positive school environment. All students are expected to uphold the values and expectations of our school’s code of conduct." or (from the Thames Valley District School Board) "Orchard Park Pubic School Updates - Kindergarten Registration for 2025-2026 - To be eligible for registration, kindergarten students must be 4 years old by December 31, 2025 (born in 2021)..."

IF this is what our schools are teaching? We're doomed. Doomed.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
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Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?
by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020
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Pubic Poop

When a girl shits in a guy's pubes while riding him.
Person 1: Yeah matthew, becky was riding my dick and she gave me pubic poop!
by neckyyyy March 1, 2019
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Pubic rug burn

When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.
kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
mugGet the Pubic rug burnmug.

pubic displays of infection

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.
pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...
by skitofit May 23, 2011
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Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021
mugGet the Pubic Panicmug.

Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.
"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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