by blackhole123 January 9, 2018
Get the white porcelain mug.An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
by colintaylorful October 25, 2017
Get the porcelain harmonica mug.Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .
by rebecca jean March 27, 2017
Get the porcelain mind mug.Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017
Get the porcelain tub mug.When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
Get the Post Porcelain Porn Fountain mug.by Kavalier Picard September 7, 2016
Get the porcelain powder mug.When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
by MikeG5 August 17, 2016
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