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Briar Patch 

The place you secretly really want to be, even though the person sending you there thinks it's a punishment.
Mom: go to your room!
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.

pitched tent 

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.
Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra
pitched tent by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

petchbus 

A really clueless dolt. A dummy. Someone who is outside the circle of a joke. See "moran".
These petchbuses think the memes are real.
petchbus by RHertz April 27, 2014

patches ito 

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high
Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

damp patch 

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.
Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.
damp patch by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Patchwork Plagiarism 

Plagiarism scandals involving “authors” stealing from multiple works and patching them together to take credit for a new and complete story.
Shey Stahl plagiarized several Twilight Fanfiction stories including Dusty and used patchwork plagiarism to write 'For the Summer' and probably all of her other books.
Patchwork Plagiarism by TwiCharmed September 24, 2013