Fuck a pigeon

When shit’s hitting the fan but you couldn’t be bothered

“Hey Josh, I slept with my mom’s boyfriend last night!”
“Jim, in time’s like these you just gotta say fuck a pigeon and go with the punches”

by Jimmy’sNut’s October 26, 2019

Pigeon Steps

Apparently an alternative to baby steps...in an alternative universe perhaps..or in Vinny's

Classic example of a Vinny-ism

Slow down, just take pigeon steps

It's OK, he's just taking pigeon steps...

Vinny what are you doing? Taking pigeon steps mate

by Sam says May 10, 2022

pigeon bombing

It is the act of heavy panting and jerking off while watching some unknowing couple fucking outdoors, right before you cum you run out and spackle them with a heavy load from the pigeon bomb.

Mike saw Ken and Noah passionately having ass play when he decided this would be the prime moment to introduce them to a pigeon bombing.

by GODSunwantd October 25, 2017

silly pigeon

the most epicawesometastic person ever and the most amazing best friend in the whole entire world. has a quiet and very clingy best friend but it’s ok cuz she loves herrr. gets lots of guys but all of them are either jerks or simps. hates being told what to do and will do anything for the people they care about. gorgeous but will never believe it

girl- oml did you see that silly pigeon

me- back off she’s my best friend

by goodness gracious January 18, 2021

Pigeon Shitter

Being jerked off to the point that a fountain of cum explodes and causes a downpour of "pigeon shit" on top of the girls head.

I gave my bitch the pigeon shitter last night!

Wow, babe, looks like you've got some pigeon shit on your head

by 3WiseMen December 11, 2010

Pigeon Nigga

A pigeon straight out of the hood.

Yoo, wassup this is my pigeon nigga right here

by Lord Pigeon Nugget March 18, 2022

skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010