pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.

Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.

by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015

street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

Pet the shark

Performing an unnecessary overtly dangerous act.

The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019

Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Pet Bull

A bull is an intact (i.e., not castrated) adult male of the species Bos taurus (cattle).
A pet is an animal kept primarily for a person's company, protection, or entertainment.
A pet bull is an adult male cow that is treated like a traditional pet (i.e., dogs)

I think Mary's pet bull is too dangerous to be around the kids.

by DRARC September 24, 2018

petting the pussy

Female masturbation.

Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.

by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019

Pet Tiger

A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.

Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off

by rolofinger April 26, 2019