Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.
by JSmidt August 5, 2025
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2 : You lil' Pelican Boy, There's one under your bed right now!!
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2 : You lil' Pelican Boy, There's one under your bed right now!!
1 : AHHHH! I HATE PELICANS!!
by thatoneguyfromthatplace September 8, 2025
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*Guy 1* my girlfriend keeps putting me off for random events and claiming it's for her classes
*Guy 2* that's unfortunate - do you think it may be another circumstance like a guy or something?
*Guy 1* nah - she wouldn't make me her pelican bae or anything.
*Guy 2* that's unfortunate - do you think it may be another circumstance like a guy or something?
*Guy 1* nah - she wouldn't make me her pelican bae or anything.
by Unethical Defined October 7, 2025
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