Pee Yourself 

To release a stream of hot urine without removing your clothes. Many people are extremely embarrassed by this, but many also secretly like the feeling of hot liquid dripping down their legs.

Person 1: Did you just pee yourself?!
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't hold it.
Person 1: Wow, you must be embarrassed.
Person 2: Yeah, a little, but it feels really good too.

Pee Yourself by peesherpants1 June 20, 2008

pee-narse 

An insult. mixture of the words penise and arse.

Mullet: What the fuck u dain ton'

Bullet Tooth tony: Driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what the fuck do you think i'm doing you pee-narse?

pee-narse by RetardedBandit June 23, 2009

pee pee poo poo head 

An insult to 90 year olds and below. meaning that you have a bad haircut and you smell like ass. It is also really insulting and makes your baby cousin cry. Related to pee pee poo poo man.

Your such a pee pee poo poo head XD!!

pee pee poo poo head by Dung Ball May 1, 2019

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man 

I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.

Person 1: Have you seen the pee pee poo poo man around lately I’ve been tryna have a word with him?
Person 2: No, I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Pee Anxiety 

When you cannot go to the bathroom, in fear of someone hearing you.

You have to leave the bathroom, I have pee anxiety.

Pee Anxiety by Rozko July 9, 2004

pee guard 

1) The sheet they put over lame ass college beds in dorms to cover the large pee stains on the mattress.

2) The same sheet to prevent chezzes from putting more stains on the mattress.

1) OMG that pee guard is rank!
2) I had to clean my pee guard, I soiled it last night.

pee guard by chezz extrodinaire December 9, 2008

pee pee dance 

The dance which EVERYONE does when they have to urinate.

She did the pee pee dance as she waited to undo her tight leather chaps.

pee pee dance by Ferro July 4, 2004