another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

by Beter47 September 1, 2019

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John: yo what's that smell??
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Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update
by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

by Mach man April 1, 2021

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6
*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
.......To anyone under the age of 6
*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"
by Zenagon May 12, 2021

by gay_balls June 28, 2022
