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pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021
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This is so pee pee

Dad: I got you 10000 vbucks!

Me: This is so pee pee!
by Beter47 September 1, 2019
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Pee Pee Cum

is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out
jerry- I did pee pee cum
tom- wut
jerry- I cant do dat
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Pee poo pee

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update
by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020
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Slam pee pee

Slammed penis when yo shiiii leantttttttt ya hearrrrdddddd
You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?
by Mach man April 1, 2021
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Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"
by Zenagon May 12, 2021
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