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payday bottle

N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.
Hank: hot damn1 payday bottle o' beam. Willie; "et the good times roll!
by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009
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Bottle top

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.
Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.
by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019
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Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.
I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.
Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.
by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007
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PET bottle

noun, countable
the PET bottle
a sports event in which competitors throw a 750ml PET bottled paint at the Japanese Embassy.
The PET bottle will be approved as a new field event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
by Adamo-chan July 24, 2005
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Throttle Bottle

A Visine bottle filled with at least a gram of liquefied black tar heroin. Make sure to cook it for safety reasons...

The Addict then snorts the heroin from the eye dropper.

Originating in Sacramento, California...
And travelling as far north as Duvall, Washington...
A west coast phenomenon
Guy #1: YO lemme' hit that throttle bottle!
Guy #2: No man, I only have a little bit left....
by Adamn Shames April 23, 2010
mugGet the Throttle Bottlemug.

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.
"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."
by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009
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