bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.

He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.

by Pianomanic November 23, 2016

Bottle top

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.

Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.

by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019

Sleep Bottle

A bottle of any type of alcohol that is consumed by the drinker so that he or she may be able to fall asleep each night. Term mostly associated by many alcoholics.

Krista: "I can never sleep with-out my Sleep Bottle."

by I_IZ_WHEREBARE May 26, 2010

water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007

PET bottle

noun, countable
the PET bottle
a sports event in which competitors throw a 750ml PET bottled paint at the Japanese Embassy.

The PET bottle will be approved as a new field event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

by Adamo-chan July 24, 2005

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

Throttle Bottle

A Visine bottle filled with at least a gram of liquefied black tar heroin. Make sure to cook it for safety reasons...

The Addict then snorts the heroin from the eye dropper.

Originating in Sacramento, California...
And travelling as far north as Duvall, Washington...
A west coast phenomenon

Guy #1: YO lemme' hit that throttle bottle!
Guy #2: No man, I only have a little bit left....

by Adamn Shames April 23, 2010