You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob.
"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"
"Man that girl raped in a 1vs1."
"That's not a girl that's a jacob"
by DeezNutsNigga November 27, 2011

Some tall white kid who thinks he is black just because his dad is part african yet jacob is white as fuck always skips class because he is too coward to learn and he is gonna fail yr 8 trolololololololoolol
by random guy3990304 December 1, 2016

weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?
oh, him? that's jacob.
is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?
the very same.
ha. sucks to be him.
oh, him? that's jacob.
is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?
the very same.
ha. sucks to be him.
by applesoft July 12, 2011

the worst fucking person you will ever meat all he will do is rip your heart out and stomp on it all he dose is play you
I fucking hate you jacob!!!!!!!!
by cass13123 October 21, 2016

by 1290579302918503 June 28, 2014

Jacobs are unique in many ways. They tend to be tall and overweight. Jacobs are good at math and war history. They also tend to have hobbies like playing video games and watching anime. Jacobs are sweet and kind, or at least they always try to be. They can have a hard time at school and almost always look depressed, but they don't no they look that way. It may be because he is single, but who knows.One desire they have is to feel the soft hands of someone who loves him. This is not because he is creepy, but because his hands feel nothing but things that feel like sand paper. His weight also makes people wanting him to do laber. Jacobs don't have many friends and want more so go cheer him up.
by The two the many August 8, 2017

by Kekleon March 7, 2017
