floor moth

A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.

Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.

by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015

floor cherry

Your first time getting fucked on the floor of a dirty bathroom.

“We were at a Trump rally last night and had my first floor cherry in the bathroom.”

by Valickulher July 14, 2020

4rd floor

The floor 3 stories up from the 1st floor

MR FRIRND WAS ON THE 4RD FLOOR OF SCHOOL WHEN THE FIRE ALARM WEHNT OFF

by Rill GiktokExcelticus November 22, 2016

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

slippy floor

When she gives you a blowjob but instead of swallowing it, she spits it out on the floor

Swallow! Dont give me a slippy floor girl!

by WhyNetflix August 25, 2015

floor hopping

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.

I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.

by Bob Chan September 14, 2010

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016