Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.

Man I really did a Freaking Emails

by Jame bonde November 17, 2020

email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.

Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.

by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023

Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.

Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.

by dohneoh October 6, 2023

email sieged

Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.

Person A: Holy Crap!

Person B: What?

Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!

Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.

by Victor D. September 24, 2011

Email Girls

The girls that add you Snapchat, and then proceed to ask to FaceTime. Then you find out they have 15 Instagram accounts, and uses them to lead guys on, and their parents took their phone number away, and gave them an email to use instead. Basically the worst kind of girl to be interested in you.

Guy: hey you know that girl I’ve been talking to? She’s turned out to be one of those Email Girls.
Guy 2: damn, sorry to hear that man.

by Haudi🤠 May 20, 2021

Anxiety of emails

Noun. An anxiety of emails is the collective noun for a group of emails.

Shit! I stepped out for lunch and got back to huge fucking anxiety of emails!

by pbmaxx April 23, 2021

email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

by Sexydimma March 15, 2018