Sloppy Tuesday

two people who are both desperate as hell and easy that will do anything for sextual activity; ie making out, hj, bj, sex etc, but with out any long term commitment

Their relationship is a perfect sloppy Tuesday, they can fuck and not have to worry about their future.

by slippss July 09, 2014

Mickey Tuesday

Mickey Tuesday (noun) is the first Tuesday of every month in Ireland when Children's Allowance is received (with the money usually being spent on a copious amount of alcohol rather than on the children themselves).
Popularised by the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly novels.

-Do you fancy a night out next week?

-Definitely, it's Mickey Tuesday next week!

by leftie_14 June 30, 2010

No Thirst Tuesday

No thirsting or simping for anyone on the first Tuesday of each month. You may admire but das it or else you go to horny jail.

"Oh damn look how hawt he looks I just wanna ravish him!"
"No, stop it Emmie you horny bítch! You'll go to horny jail if you don't stop. Today is the first Tuesday of the month which is No Thirst Tuesday so no simping or thirsting allowed!"
"C'mon Haven you're no fun!"
"I'm only following No Thirst Tuesday."

by Haven_707 March 03, 2021

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that she latches on making it impossible to get her off right before you're about to purge, so you kick her off into the air.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus September 01, 2023

Shitfaced Tuesday

A night of wearing suits and drinking too much, normally at the University of Liverpool, in Dale A.

ah its monday you know what that means

"Shitfaced Tuesday" is tomorrow!

by Mhannam812 July 26, 2010

sucky tuesday

The Tuesday after Super Tuesday in America, where VA, MD, and DC vote in the primaries. This is after Super Tuesday, and the votes sometimes don't mean anything because a winner has already been picked.

"Dude, are you voting today? It's Super Tuesday!"
"Nah man, I vote next week on Sucky Tuesday."

by hoborocks February 06, 2008

Tuesday Evening

The sexual act of spitting into the lover's mouth after an evening's meal.

Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.

Me and my wife gave each other a Tuesday Evening after we had Chinese Fast food.

Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.

by HobGoblin65 May 30, 2011