When you got the killer Munchies, you order ya chips, burger, kebab ect. then dash out the door forgetting to grab one of thoses lil forks that were sat on the counter.
You leave the Chippie, Get in ya car car, drive off, park up to munch...then you realise...Fuck, no fork now ima get Mayo Hands
by Mark Hunter-Uk April 10, 2008
elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trail and elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!
adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!
by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006
MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES
by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009
by Jens lane June 23, 2004
to go to sleep earlier than a regular person should
or regularly early for your own sleeping pattern
or regularly early for your own sleeping pattern
by camel_llama_hybrid May 11, 2011
(Not what your thinking) A dull, pessimistic,loser who stands in the niddle of the court and does nothing. He is the best for fast-break dunks however. He is a small-forward on the BGNBA team. Looks like a Dudley.
by Guru R. December 21, 2004
A thick solution of accumulated bacterial biofilm covering the teeth of those who fail to brush regularly. Normally denotes an ejectus: a portion of the substance expelled after tooth- and tongue-scaping. The portion size is directly correlated to the length of time since the last thorough brushing, flossing and/or professional cleaning.
I just sneeze-sprayed that guy's BLT with a dollop of mouth mayo.
I don't keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.
I don't keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.
by DrtVcrDaz February 23, 2012