Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
by Blackgirlsareloud@gmail.com May 8, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!
by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. patrick is a very evil guy he is often called stinky.He has very nice hair but its all grey because he is YOUNG.He is extremly cute and handsome.;)
by patrickisTHICC December 4, 2018
Get the patrickmug. Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart
by UnknownChic69 May 22, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him
by Oldman24 January 2, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Person with a massive dick
by Jonothan123456789 April 10, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.
Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
by surreal donuts October 20, 2019
Get the Patrickmug.