Niko

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Friend: “Niko from oneshot is such a cute kitty!” :3
Me: “ NOT A CAT NOT A CAT NOT A CAT NOT A CAT NOT A CAT NOT A CAT NOT A CAT NOT A CAT NOT A CAT!”

by Runner77u1g August 28, 2022

Nikolaj

He is the most handsome and well trained guy you will ever see and he would easily beat Andrew Tate in a kickboxing fight even tho Andrew Tate has a nice Bugatti, btw Nikolaj has the biggest shlong you will ever see!

Is Nikolaj still getting straight A:s in school?
Ofc he is.

by Anders Tate September 14, 2022

nikocado avocado

a low life obese fat youtuber who thinks being a slop is "Trendy".

jim: you r so fat like nikocado avocado

by kaptain karpy September 23, 2022

Nikolcheto

The best girlfriend you can have!
She is beautiful, funny and sometimes annoying but she is the only thing you want in this world.

She is a big simp of Mr.Worldwide and Pedro Pascal and for some random reason she likes pigeons but that the reason you love her.She is small and can’t stop repeating that you don’t have balls.Nikolcheto is Nikolcheto and I love Nikolcheto because she is Nikolcheto.

Neliq:“Who is your girlfriend?”
Ale:“Nikolcheto”
Neliq:”I”m jelaous”
Ale:”I know”

by SaS the Creator March 31, 2023

Niko Omilana

he's finer than shully fight with the wall

Girl 1: Man, I love beta squad
Girl 2: Ooh who's ur fav member?
Girl 1: Definitely Niko Omilana. He's soo fine
Girl 2: OMG,,,SAME,,, BESTIES??
Girl 1: BESTIES

by nikoomilanaenthusiast September 19, 2023

A Nikolaj

Waking up on a school day but ends up falling asleep again

Bro, I just did a Nikolaj.

Omg not again, bro! You have too much absence

by Brockianer April 11, 2019

dirty niko

when you write 'public toilet' on his asscheek and then poop in his asshole for 4 hours straight.

kyle: hey do you want me to pull a dirty niko on you
niko: ah fuck yeah

by _astr02 January 21, 2022