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Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
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Nikolas

Any dude named Nikolas has a massive schlong (its true).
Omg its Nikolas is Schlong is massive
by Reallymassiveschlong November 25, 2021
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Nikola

The biggest dick person on the planet with god like body. Everybody wants him and like him. Every girl wants to go in his bed and taste the perfect dick. Very funny and understanding and of course he has A VERY BIG DICK>
Ohhh, thats Nikola with the big dick!
NIkola destroyed me last night!
by NIkolaBigDIck November 21, 2021
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Nikola

Well hunged dude. He will grind you for hours. And the best part is that you will ask him for more tomorrow. His stamina is perfected by many years of satisfaction of woman's secret desires.
What happened to you. You have some serious walk of shame.
Nikola happened.
by PeraZdera123 November 21, 2021
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Nikolas

The absolute sweetest man you'll ever meet. You'll really want him, but be too scared to try because of your fear of rejection.
Nikolas is such a sweetheart
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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Nikola

Almost perfect guy in some way. Very ambitious and handsome.
by Zivi02 March 1, 2021
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