National ass pic day

On the 25th of July you send a pic of your ass to someone you like, a friend or your boyfriend.

“ it’s national ass pic day today, you know what to do”

by Urbandictionary real July 25, 2019

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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.

“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈

by FreekNikk August 10, 2024

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National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

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National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

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