nardo

One of the least favorite nicknames of Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of the rock band TOOL.

Man, Maynard hates when you refer to him as Nardo!

by d33k November 12, 2006

nard

verb-

the act of ejaculating

I narded on her face.

by 12964 May 6, 2011

Nardy

A nerd party. Not necessarily having a nerdy theme, but consisting of ALL non-popular or nerdy people.

Fuck the popular kids, lets throw a Nardy.

by Em-Dawg September 18, 2012

Nard

A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.

Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard

by Forty40 September 6, 2009

Nard-dog

Awesome, unbelievably extreme in nature.

"That's so nard-dog!"

"Yo, that 360 in the half-pipe was totally nard-dog!"

by Nard-dog August 19, 2009

nards

Derived from the common definition (see above) and used as a nickname in some circles to refer to McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets (occasionally as "McNards"), likely as a suggestive jab at the ambiguous, un-chickenlike consistency they had prior to the chain's conversion to all-white meat nuggets as well as their ominously reliable, vaguely unnatural shapes.

MickeyD's has about a dozen kinds of burgers, and what do you always get? The Nards... Give me one.

by Holly Teacakes September 9, 2006

nardles

synonym for testicles.

SON OF A B****!!! Baby boy just head-butted me in the nardles!

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009