The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.

Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.

by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016

swing my napkin

a gay sex thingy

tonight billy will swing my napkin

by doodypants123 June 25, 2017

Napkin Math

Napkin Math is a two-party activity occurring during dinner in which a pen and napkin are used to discuss debates or questions about math. Napkin Math is a spontaneous activity started by discussions or questions and can take anywhere from a few minutes to around an hour.

Thanks to the Napkin Math my brother and I did yesterday, I am prepared for today's math lesson.

by TheChris2009 November 3, 2022

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019