Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008

cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.

"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."

by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009

nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.

I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.

by kalirush February 8, 2008

Bar nap

A nap you take before going out to the bar, allowing you to stay out later and drink more.

I have to work at 7 AM tomorrow, but I took a bar nap so I should be able to hit last call.

by xccmx October 8, 2011

Nap trapped

The act of being trapped in place by a small baby. Not being able to move for fear of waking the little scamp up.

Yasss Queen. I would love to come over. As soon as I'm done being nap trapped me and the little one will pop over.

by Chunk Meister June 12, 2021

mind-nap

when you're so bored or so annoyed that your brain literally shuts down for a little nap.

listening to that George W. Bush speech put me into mind-nap mode.

see: borogant

by clevergrrly January 11, 2009