by Nojo is cool January 1, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Normally gets girls very often, if you don’t see a girl following him then that would be a one in a million sight and you should take a picture. If you betray their trust that’s a bad move.. They are also very nice and you can always trust them to make you happy!
Nate: “bro not a single girl was following Noah at the shops today”
Daniel: “NAH TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE THAT COULD SELL FOR MILLIONS”
Daniel: “NAH TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE THAT COULD SELL FOR MILLIONS”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
Get the Noahmug. 
Get the Noahmug. the love of katie’s life like wow can you even find someone more perfect? the answer is no. go find urself a noah like mine because i’m 100% positive that a smile will pop on ur face when u see that name pop up on ur phone.
pka loser.
pka loser.
by ewitsu March 6, 2019
Get the noahmug. Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.
Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"
by Noah is trash April 17, 2019
Get the Noahmug. noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
Get the noahmug. Person1: What is that sound coming from the basement at 3AM?
Person2: It’s just Noah summoning the Indian Gods
Person2: It’s just Noah summoning the Indian Gods
by TheRevenge3738 August 20, 2022
Get the Noahmug.