mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

Mutual Lookage

When you and another person think about looking at each other at the same time, then you both perform said looking action.

"Did we just do that?"
"Yeah, Mutual Lookage, man"

by ThouArtLearnth January 15, 2019

Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019

Mutual marriage

When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple

Wow, those two have a mutual marriage

by Addie- _* April 6, 2019

Mutual Bitches

When two people are eachothers' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck eachothers' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.

Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah I do her homework so it makes us mutual bitches

by chillcary August 19, 2019

Mutual Bitches

When two people are each others' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck each others' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.

Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah, I do all her homework so it makes us mutual bitches

by chillcary August 19, 2019