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muscle cars

Ground pounding throaty v8's built for performance. So all you little import fags put your Fast and furious tapes away, and come get your ass kicked at any race track you homos.
Driving a import is like the special olympics... Win or lose you're still a retard.
by RiceKiller December 31, 2003
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Morning Muscles

Waking up at 8:00am after going to sleep 4:00am

Mom:Go take out the trash

Son: Not now i still got morning muscles
by say25000 July 20, 2010
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Internet Muscles

The same as "beer muscles", where when a person is drunk, they do and say things they wouldn't normally have to courage to do, or say. Internet muscles are where a person gets online, reinvents themselves, and says things they can't say in public, like using racial slurs for example.
Khayam can flex his internet muscles and only use the N word, online because he's way too much of a pure coward to ever say it in public to a black person's face.
by ThePac66 September 27, 2011
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Muscle Fatty

Arnold Schwarzenegger was totally a muscle fatty, before entering the political arena.
by Mini-Moose August 25, 2008
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jerk muscle

The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.
Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
by Skrait Buttah July 29, 2006
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hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.
Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!
by nisee January 25, 2013
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Muscle Sucker

1. Domestically speaking, somebody who is not from the location where they currently live; A transplant.

2. Somebody who moved to the location they live in, as opposed to growing up there, especially in a smaller or coastal town. As heard in the film "City Island".
He's a muscle sucker, only been here for a couple years. Couldn't possibly have known she was your sister.
by zebulondak March 8, 2017
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