taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

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eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is

Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food…

by homo_simpson February 28, 2025

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moss + faye

the best couple possibly ever!!! moss loves faye very much and faye loves moss !! they will work out well together and life will be good

" moss + faye? oh yeah. they are the perfect couple."

by mosslovesfaye April 13, 2023

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the name of a person who will do anything simply for the aesthetic. she is super awkward, but in a comfortable way that just makes being around her fun. She is the person you will go to for fashion advice, and you will not be dissapointed. Really open minded and accepting. Once you get to know her you cant hate her.

“oh look its moss!”
“she let me borrow her sweater the other day!”

by never the thirdwheel June 28, 2021

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moss

a great person who usually can't spell, however, is very smart and intelligent. This name is hopefully a nickname or last name because if it's your first name, you probably are sexually aroused by the male gender. They are usually tall and lanky people but don't play sports like basketball, but more like baseball/football. People with the first name Moss, are an exception because they are like I said earlier, sexually attracted to men. Anyways, in school, they are stronger in the STEM section and want to be engineers.

Boy 1: "Wait you know Moss too?"

Boy 2: "Yea he's a faggot"

by MMoss_11 October 20, 2022

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