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Morning Blend

A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.
Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.
by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020
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Morbiusly Obese

A person who watches morbius and is morbidly obese.
"hey you are morbiusly obese"
"no im not"
by kurumik June 4, 2022
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Morbiusese

A secret language for Morbius males. It's like English but Morb is either added or replaces a syllable in a word
Morbius male 1: I am going to speak Morbiusese. I am feeling so Morbed right now.
Morbius male 2: I am craving some Morbussy.
by linton411 June 4, 2022
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early morning acting

When you go to a fancy/nice hotel and make coffee early in the morning. Then sipping from it while you open the curtains and look out the window like they do in the movies.
Hey Bill I am going to the Starbucks downstairs.

Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.
by early morning acting June 1, 2014
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Hughes Morning

A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
Man, it's been a Hughes morning!
by DWS197812 April 9, 2015
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good morning, God bless

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.
by rhsone May 23, 2018
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Early morning freak

A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia

Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)
by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022
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